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Wear Your WiFi Problems.

Everything ships through our print partners and Etsy shop. Yes, the mugs are dishwasher safe. No, that will not fix your router.

Shirts

Soft cotton. Loud opinions about your router.

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One Bar Club Tee

$28

For everyone who has walked the house like a metal detector.

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Buffering Brain Tee

$28

Wear the spinner so you don't have to explain the mood.

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Notification Gremlin Tee

$28

Forty-seven pings, one very small potato.

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Camera On Tee

$30

Collar on top, chaos below. A workwear classic.

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Potato Band Tour Tee

$32

Back print lists every venue with bad Wi-Fi.

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Stickers

Laptop lids, router shells, phone cases, water bottles.

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Router Blessing Sticker

Stick it on the router. Results not guaranteed, vibes are.

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Sleep Mode Spud Sticker

A tiny permission slip to close the laptop.

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AI Overload Pack

$12

Five die-cut vinyl stickers about being out-productivitied by software.

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Prints

Museum-grade paper for extremely un-serious art.

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The Signal Ritual — Giclée Print

$38

Archival matte, 12x16in. Looks great above a tangle of cables.

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Dial-Up Dreams — Giclée Print

$38

For the people who remember the screech fondly.

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Touch Grass Protocol — Giclée Print

$38

A gentle wall-mounted reminder to unplug something.

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Mugs

Hold hot liquid. Hold a small amount of self-awareness.

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Buffering Brain Mug

$18

The spinner never finishes. Neither does the coffee.

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Reboot It Tho Mug

$18

RouterRoot's only piece of advice, printed in full.

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Do Not Disturb Mug

$18

Sleep Mode Spud approves this beverage.

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Bulk, wholesale or a very specific spud?

Shops, offices and extremely tired IT departments: we do custom runs.

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